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AORC, of course

chloe:

(on a side note, this woman just came in and asked what dijon mustard tastes like)

me:

ahahah

chloe:

she's a grown woman... like 30s

she looks like someone i used to work with though

the woman who had never tasted hummus

until i brought it in as a snack for our women's group

but no, dijon mustard is even more common than that

me:

i like that you have found the condiment retarded section of boston

chloe:

i guess so

its a problem that no one realizes or cares is a problem

me:

maybe you have found your life's work

chloe:

i hope not, but maybe

i kind of like the sound of Mustard Advocate for the American Organization for the Recognition of Condiments

AORC, of course

Tagged: RL

Posted on October 2, 2008