Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has. His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn’t count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here’s what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he’s certainly someone to watch in Beijing. It means a lot to me; the 25-year-old Homosexual said. I’m glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me.
Dispatches from the Culture Wars: AFA’s Search/Replace Function Works Perfectly
The American Family Association replaces the word “gay” with “homosexual” in every news article, to disastrous hilarious results.
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